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‐ Two peas in a pod.
Cut from the same cloth.

2
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Birds of a feather.
I could go on.

3
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All I mean to say is,
what makes your best friend
your best friend

4
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is all the things
you do together, right?

5
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But if your BFF gets a new thing
that isn't your thing,

6
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are you still two peas in a pod?

7
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Or two unrelated vegetables
in an unappetizing salad?

8
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‐ Thank you all so much
for coming out

9
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on this glorious day.

10
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‐ If aliens arrive
in Collinsville, they're
going to find a town

11
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more obsessed with giant produce
than renewable energy.

12
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‐ Yeah, that would be a real
pickle, wouldn't it?

13
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‐ I hope you're
all excited

14
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about our annual pickle
festival, where Oscar the
Cucumber will be measured

15
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and Collinsville will finally
make it into the record books.

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‐ Mayor Flaherty sure is
relishing this opportunity.
‐ Please stop.

17
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‐ But Amy, this is a really
big dill!
(laughing)

18
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‐ Holly! Holly!

19
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We're famous!

20
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"The Calico's new Open Mic Night
breathes life into café."

21
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‐ And raises enough money
to keep it open.
‐ For now.

22
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‐ Grandma, this is great!
‐ What would you say

23
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to you and I singing a duet
at the next Open Mic?

24
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‐ I've actually been writing
something that could work.

25
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‐ Perfect! Come by after school

26
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and we can start practicing?
‐ Wild horses couldn't
drag me away.

27
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‐ Oh, shoot! I gotta go get
the cookies out of the oven.

28
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See you later, sweetheart!

29
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‐ Hey, I'm gonna show you
my new song

30
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and I need you to be honest with
me. I'm stuck on the pre‐chorus.

31
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‐ I actually can't hang tonight.

32
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I have cheerleading tryouts.

33
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‐ Ha, ha, ha!

34
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Wait... actually?

35
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But you're not a cheerleader.
Cheerleaders are vapid

36
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and pretty and popular and‐‐
‐ So I'm not pretty or popular?

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‐ Obviously I think you're
a raven‐haired goddess.

38
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‐ Anyway, I've already been
to the first round

39
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and it wasn't like that.
‐ You already tried out?!

40
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Why didn't you tell me?

41
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‐ The reaction you're currently
having might have something
to do with it.

42
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Anyway, Piper
and I liked it.

43
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‐ You tried out with Piper?

44
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(sighing)
I mean,

45
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yeah, that's great.
‐ I'll still be able
to help you with the Open Mic.

46
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I'll set up the evite
at home tonight, OK?

47
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(cell phone buzzing)
Oh!

48
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Gotta run! Piper and I
have to practice.

49
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‐ Let it serve as a reminder:
nothing is forever.

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Let one thing be a constant
in our lives now and forever:

51
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COLLINSVILLE!
(cheers and applause)
Thank you. Thank you so much.

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‐ ♪♪♪♪ You and me run
to a different beat ♪♪

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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪

54
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♪♪ Be the you inside and watch
the world take flight ♪♪

55
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪

56
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪

57
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪

58
00:03:06,074 --> 00:03:10,012
♪♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪

59
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‐ What's a better rhyme
for "tonight"?

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"Burning bright"
or "morning light?"

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‐ How about "flea bite?"
(chuckling)

62
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‐ Guys, settle. Lyla's
gonna be here soon.

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‐ (both): Ooh, Lyla!

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‐ Thanks for waiting, babe.
‐ Yah, thanks for waiting, babe.

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‐ Mmm. Butter tarts.

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‐ These are for the cheer squad
bake sale. Buy one after school.

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‐ I can't. I told Chase and
Warren I'd hang out with them.

68
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‐ So you can go take your
"missionimpossibull selfies?"

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‐ The dumb viral challenge where
people take pics with the bull?

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‐ I think you mean the hilarious
viral challenge!

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‐ You're gonna do it 'cause your
idiot teammates are doing it?

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‐ You're totally ride‐or‐die
with your cheerleading friends.

73
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‐ That's loyalty to my girls.
You're following the herd.

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‐ Potato potah‐to.

75
00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:03,731
‐ Wait, but you have friends
who aren't cheerleaders, right?

76
00:04:03,731 --> 00:04:06,101
‐ No. No, not really.

77
00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:10,238
Basically everyone who matters
to me is a cheerleader...
or the star of a football team.

78
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‐ Barf, guys.

79
00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,312
<i>(school bell ringing)</i>

80
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‐ I swear, Lyla would climb
inside Robbie's mouth

81
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if she could.

82
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‐ Besides being physically
impossible, that sounds
very unpleasant.

83
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‐ It is my most sincere and
solemn vow to you, Amy Abbasi,

84
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that I will never get
that mushy over a boy.

85
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‐ Mind if I sit with you guys?
‐ Of course not.

86
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There's lots of room.

87
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‐ The only other seat is
with Tyler Flaherty.

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I heard he burned down a barn
then disappeared for a year.

89
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Where did he go?
‐ Ask Holly. She is his wife.
‐ Ex‐wife.

90
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We got married in first grade,
but I divorced him a day later

91
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after he told everyone
I peed my pants.

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‐ I heard he was in juvie.
‐ I can hear you guys,

93
00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:06,094
just so you know. And you
totally did pee your pants.

94
00:05:06,094 --> 00:05:08,130
‐ And that's a secret that
should've been protected

95
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by the sanctity of marriage!
(laughing)

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‐ Welcome back, everyone!
Sorry to break up the party,

97
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but it's two students to a desk.
Holly, could you join
Mr. Flaherty, please?

98
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‐ But I was here first‐‐
‐ Holly!

99
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No arguments. I promise you'll
have lots of petty injustices

100
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to rail against this year.

101
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‐ Do you think they're going
to make us do herkies?

102
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‐ You know, if you rotate your
ankle an extra 5 to 10 degrees,

103
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you get at least an extra
two inches of height.

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‐ Amy!
You're a genius!

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‐ Feels crappy
to get ditched, huh?

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‐ That's not what's happening.

107
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‐ You know, you could always
just become a cheerleader.

108
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‐ And you could just...
‐ Shut up? Disappear?
Hug a cactus?

109
00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:07,255
‐ I stand by our decision
to separate.

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How was that one? Better?
‐ Not at all.

111
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What? Mom and Dad always say
honesty is the best policy.

112
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‐ No, it was totally better.

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Just add this next part and
you're golden. Watch.
(music stops)

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‐ Why haven't you
answered my texts?

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I thought you were gonna
come over to The Calico
and practice after school.

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‐ OK, I meant to text you,
but I decided to try out
for cheerleading.

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I didn't think you'd mind.
‐ Cheerleading? That's the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard

118
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and I've been to a lot of
experimental jazz concerts.

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‐ Uh‐oh.
‐ What's wrong
with cheerleading?

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‐ Cheerleading's not for girls
like you, Holly. It's
for girls like‐‐

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I just never thought
you would be interested

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in being decoration for male
athletic accomplishment.

123
00:07:01,476 --> 00:07:04,179
‐ The team has won
a million championships!

124
00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:07,282
I wanna be part
of something great.
‐ She also wants to make sure

125
00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:12,320
Amy doesn't ditch her for Piper,
leaving her alone forever.
‐ That's not true!

126
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Cheerleaders are loyal
and totally ride‐or‐die,
right, Lyla?!

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‐ I'm gonna stay
out of this one.

128
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‐ Well, if it's really how you
feel, that's all right, I'll
just sing my duet with Heather.

129
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You know Jolene,
right, Heather?

130
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‐ Thanks a lot.

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‐ Do you mind teaching me
that, um, flippy thing?

132
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‐ It's really difficult,
but I'll teach you.
‐ OK.

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‐ Surprised Lyla let you
out for the night.
‐ Gimme a break.

134
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‐ Dude, you were
MIA all summer.

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00:07:45,453 --> 00:07:50,158
‐ Did you hear that?
Is someone coming?
‐ Hurry up, bro!

136
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‐ Alright.
Let's do this.

137
00:08:00,868 --> 00:08:03,605
I'm just gonna...

138
00:08:05,607 --> 00:08:07,375
OK!

139
00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:11,646
‐ Alright, alright.

140
00:08:17,552 --> 00:08:19,621
(bull grunting)

141
00:08:19,621 --> 00:08:22,690
‐ Watch out, watch out!
‐ Let's go.

142
00:08:24,459 --> 00:08:26,461
‐ Go on, I made him all
nice and mad for you.

143
00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:29,331
‐ Hurry up. We've gotta leave
before someone sees us.

144
00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:34,836
(loud grunt)
‐ Hello?

145
00:08:34,836 --> 00:08:38,974
‐ Let's go, let's go, let's go!
‐ Who's out there?

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♪♪♪♪♪♪

147
00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:59,161
‐ So that was the routine we did
for state finals last year.

148
00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:03,698
When I first started, I could
barely do that last move, but
after six months of practicing,

149
00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:06,468
I got it.
‐ Six months?
She's joking, right?

150
00:09:06,468 --> 00:09:09,972
‐ Nope. The team practices
five days a week,
all through the year.

151
00:09:09,972 --> 00:09:12,574
‐ Everyone, let's break
into groups of three
and try that pyramid.

152
00:09:12,574 --> 00:09:15,377
‐ C'mon. We got this.
‐ Right.

153
00:09:17,112 --> 00:09:20,615
‐ Think about how much fun
the two of us are gonna have
if we make the team!

154
00:09:20,615 --> 00:09:23,418
(giggling)

155
00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:28,723
♪♪♪♪♪♪

156
00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:31,226
‐ As long as you and Holly
maintain a stable base,

157
00:09:31,226 --> 00:09:33,795
we're good. Right, Holly?
‐ Yeah.

158
00:09:33,795 --> 00:09:36,598
Got it.

159
00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:46,408
‐ Oh!

160
00:09:47,976 --> 00:09:51,846
‐ What was that?
‐ I'm sorry.

161
00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:54,749
I have... weak knees.

162
00:09:54,749 --> 00:09:57,185
‐ Great work,
everyone!

163
00:09:57,185 --> 00:09:59,587
We'll be making
our decisions soon!

164
00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:05,160
‐ See you later!
Fingers crossed!

165
00:10:06,962 --> 00:10:11,433
‐ You sabotaged us on purpose.

166
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:14,002
‐ I'm trying to save you! Look,
if you wanna get involved,

167
00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:17,505
why not join the Marine Biology
Club? We can help save otters!

168
00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:21,509
‐ There is no Marine Biology
Club, Holly. I want to cheer!

169
00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:25,113
‐ Why? So that you can become
a professional cheerleader

170
00:10:25,113 --> 00:10:28,516
and marry a football player
with a bunch of concussions who
will divorce you and leave you

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00:10:28,516 --> 00:10:30,785
in a McMansion with
a bunch of kids?
‐ Yes.

172
00:10:30,785 --> 00:10:35,057
That is exactly what I'm aiming
for by joining our middle school
cheer team.

173
00:10:35,057 --> 00:10:39,794
‐ We used to laugh
at people like them, Amy!
What happened to you?

174
00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:41,896
Right, you met Piper.

175
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:46,701
‐ If you think it's so stupid,
why did you try out?
I didn't ask you to.

176
00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:49,071
‐ You don't want me
to cheer with you?

177
00:10:49,071 --> 00:10:52,907
‐ No. I don't.

178
00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:57,045
Where are you going? My dad's
driving you home today.

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00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:59,214
‐ I'll walk.

180
00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:16,932
‐ I mean, green fields and fresh
air... Wisconsin is just

181
00:11:16,932 --> 00:11:21,503
so predictable. We should go
to Chicago this summer.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

182
00:11:21,503 --> 00:11:25,807
‐ Are you ignoring me so you can
look at pictures of that bull?

183
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:28,310
‐ Come on, don't you think
they're at least a little funny?
‐ No?

184
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:31,179
I'm just glad you were smart
enough not to take one
of those dumb pics.

185
00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:34,916
‐ I mean, I did try to get one.
‐ ROBBIE!
‐ But the bull tried to kill me,

186
00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:38,120
so I never ended up getting
the pic. Look how many likes
they're getting!

187
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,156
I got the near‐death experience
but none of the cred!

188
00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:45,260
I bet if I posted the exact same
picture as Warren I'd get
ten times more likes.

189
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:48,696
‐ Well, maybe you should put
your money where your mouth is,
big shot.

190
00:11:48,696 --> 00:11:52,467
‐ Maybe I will.
‐ Fine, but I'm coming with you.

191
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:55,203
‐ Seriously?
‐ Yeah! If my boyfriend's
gonna get

192
00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:59,441
a bull selfie, it's gonna be the
best one this town's ever seen!

193
00:11:59,441 --> 00:12:02,677
‐ You're the best.
‐ I know.

194
00:12:06,548 --> 00:12:09,584
‐ ♪♪♪♪ Back and forth
inside my mind ♪♪

195
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:13,588
♪♪ Like an old porch swing
goes side to side ♪♪

196
00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:16,558
♪♪ My head don't know... ♪♪

197
00:12:16,558 --> 00:12:19,127
‐ ♪♪ Where to go ♪♪♪♪

198
00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:22,965
‐ Crap. That's really good.

199
00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:25,333
‐ Are you sad you didn't make
the cheerleading team?

200
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:29,437
I saw you trying out,
and judging by what I saw,
I assumed you didn't make it.

201
00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:32,740
‐ Wow, that's real nice, thanks.

202
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,710
I don't know if I made it,
but I really don't care.

203
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:39,814
I don't want anyone to make
the team. I don't even want
there to be a team.

204
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:43,785
‐ There is a way
of making that happen.

205
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,920
Sabotage.

206
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,456
‐ What happened to you?

207
00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:52,560
You disappear for a year
and come back some kind
of supervillain?!

208
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,597
Also, I already tried that
and it didn't work.

209
00:12:55,597 --> 00:12:59,401
‐ Oh! OK, so who's
the supervillain now?

210
00:13:01,937 --> 00:13:04,839
So you heard rumors
about where I was?

211
00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:07,909
‐ Tons. All I know for sure
is that your family's barn

212
00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:12,580
burned down and then
you literally disappeared.

213
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:16,151
‐ OK, here's
what happened.

214
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:20,088
Last year, I was
on death's door,

215
00:13:20,088 --> 00:13:22,590
in a hospital,

216
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:26,461
recovering from a nearly
fatal heart condition.

217
00:13:26,461 --> 00:13:28,763
‐ Fine.
Don't tell me, Beans.

218
00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:32,900
‐ OK, don't call me that.
‐ What, so you don't eat only
green beans for lunch anymore?

219
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,737
‐ No, do you still
pee your pants?
‐ That was one time!

220
00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:37,705
‐ Still not a great look
for a cheerleader.

221
00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:40,542
‐ I don't wanna be
a cheerleader.

222
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,844
I just don't want
Amy to ditch me.

223
00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:47,015
‐ Life's too short for that.
You gotta find your own thing.
‐ And just lose Amy?

224
00:13:47,015 --> 00:13:51,253
‐ Yeah, I mean, people
grow apart, lose touch.

225
00:13:51,253 --> 00:13:54,089
It sucks, but it happens.

226
00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:57,092
And that's OK.

227
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,561
‐ Your pep talks
are terrible.

228
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:03,531
‐ Well, they can't be worse
than your handstand.

229
00:14:03,531 --> 00:14:06,101
So where are you
going, anyway?

230
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:09,737
‐ The Calico... if I don't die
of exposure first.

231
00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:12,807
‐ Well, do you
want a lift?

232
00:14:15,277 --> 00:14:18,013
‐ Yeah, sure.

233
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,987
‐ Hold on tight.

234
00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:29,391
‐ Oh! If you kill me, Tyler
Flaherty, I'll kill you.

235
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,559
‐ Throw on a filter!

236
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:34,229
Give that bull a flower crown!

237
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:37,032
‐ Hey, Walter.

238
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:43,805
I'm just gonna hop on for a
second and snap a quick pic, OK?

239
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:46,308
‐ Wait, what are you doing?!
‐ I need to take it

240
00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:49,477
to the next level.
‐ I don't think
that's a good idea‐‐

241
00:14:49,477 --> 00:14:52,814
(grunting and screaming)

242
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:57,485
Robbie, get out fast!
Get out!

243
00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:00,422
‐ Go, go!
‐ Come on, let's go!

244
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:04,026
‐ Lyla, watch out! The bull!

245
00:15:04,026 --> 00:15:08,563
‐ Walter, come back!
Robbie, the bull is loose!

246
00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:16,504
‐ Why do so many people care
about a large cucumber?

247
00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,941
‐ People get excited
about big things.

248
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,742
Don't they, Beans?

249
00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:23,878
‐ I asked you to stop
calling me that.

250
00:15:23,878 --> 00:15:26,881
‐ Everyone's gotta have
a thing, right?
‐ Yeah,

251
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:31,486
except this town is terrible and
it's gonna take a lot more than
a giant cucumber to fix that.

252
00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:36,124
‐ Come to the Open Mic.
It's something in this town
that isn't terrible.

253
00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:42,965
Don't get too excited!

254
00:15:42,965 --> 00:15:46,801
Thanks for not killing me!
‐ There you are.

255
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:49,737
Good‐looking ride
you've got there.
(chuckling)

256
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:52,640
‐ Can we talk?
‐ Me first.

257
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,144
I'm stubborn, so apologies
don't come easy, so just listen.

258
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:59,514
‐ Apology? But I'm the one
who should be‐‐
‐ Let me finish!

259
00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:02,017
I'm sorry I was so negative
about cheerleading.

260
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:05,320
The truth is, I was a
cheerleader in high school.

261
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,992
‐ WHAT?!
‐ There weren't many options for
girls at the time. Not like now!

262
00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:13,661
You can play soccer, or join the
swim team, or the robotics club!

263
00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,897
I just wished I hadn't
followed the crowd.

264
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,967
That I had spent the time
doing something else.

265
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:23,671
But everybody needs a thing,
Holly, and if this is yours,

266
00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:27,242
then I support you.
I'm sorry.

267
00:16:27,242 --> 00:16:30,512
‐ I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't
have blown you off.

268
00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:34,182
Cheerleading is not my thing,
the Open Mic is.

269
00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:38,386
And I can't wait to sing
a duet with you.
‐ Oh, thank goodness.

270
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:40,989
Heather was trying
to get me to beatbox.
(laughing)

271
00:16:40,989 --> 00:16:43,758
‐ Well, I was hoping
we could do my song!

272
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:47,462
I'm not finished.
I'm stuck on the last line.

273
00:16:47,462 --> 00:16:52,000
‐ Ohh! Well, you better
get to it, then.

274
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,871
‐ Actually, I have to go,
but I'll be back in like
half an hour.

275
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,773
I'm kind of on
an apology tour right now,

276
00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:02,077
and then I'll be back.
As long as I don't wrong
someone else on the way.

277
00:17:21,629 --> 00:17:24,532
(sobbing)

278
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:36,044
‐ Amy's not riding.

279
00:17:36,044 --> 00:17:38,746
Sorry. I try not
to cry in public,

280
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:41,749
but not making the cheerleading
team just got to me.

281
00:17:41,749 --> 00:17:45,187
‐ You didn't make the team?

282
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,889
‐ Uh, no.

283
00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:52,394
Is that why you're here too?
Because Amy made the team
and you didn't?

284
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:56,064
‐ Oh, um, no. It's not.

285
00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:59,334
Although I can't say
I'm totally shocked.

286
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:01,769
‐ I was really hoping cheering
would be my in in this town.

287
00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:04,439
I've only been here a few months
and everyone's known each other
since forever.

288
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:07,209
I mean, you and Amy have been
besties since you were,
what, three years old?

289
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:11,079
‐ Two, actually.
‐ Just so you know,

290
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:14,616
I don't want to come
between you two.

291
00:18:14,616 --> 00:18:16,851
I was hoping we'd all
make the team

292
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:20,488
so we could kick butt together.
‐ I'm sorry.

293
00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:23,125
I hope my terrible
pyramid performance

294
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,393
didn't ruin things for you, too.
‐ I doubt it.

295
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:27,395
Without cheering, I'm
just another pretty girl

296
00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:29,831
with amazing style that all the
boys are in love with. I mean,

297
00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:32,800
at least I could have been born
with something that made me
interesting, like freckles

298
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,571
or a lazy eye. But instead I'm
like the second lead of the
eighth Bring It On movie

299
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:39,541
and you watch it and you're like
"what's that girl's name again?"
So then you look it up online

300
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,777
and you still can't figure it
out even though you're literally
looking at my picture,

301
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:46,648
because I'm just that generic.
So if I'm not a cheerleader,
what am I? I guess I could just

302
00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:50,052
lean into being a standard issue
mean girl but that seems
like a lot of work.

303
00:18:50,052 --> 00:18:54,789
(laughing)
I'm glad my misery
is so amusing.

304
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:59,294
‐ No, I'm not laughing
at your misery! I'm laughing
because you're hilarious.

305
00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:03,231
Do you remember everything
you just said?

306
00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:05,433
‐ More or less. Why?

307
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:09,571
‐ Because you're gonna say it
all again... on stage.

308
00:19:09,571 --> 00:19:13,341
Two minutes.
What do you have to lose?

309
00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:18,146
‐ I have to go pick an outfit!
And practice. But mostly
pick an outfit!

310
00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:29,624
‐ Where is she going?
‐ To practice her comedy
routine.

311
00:19:29,624 --> 00:19:33,661
I know, I was
surprised too.

312
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:40,068
I'm sorry, Amy. For being
so judgey about cheerleading.

313
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:43,571
‐ You don't have to
understand why I like it,

314
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:47,542
but it would be nice
if you supported me.

315
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:51,046
‐ So all that stuff you said
at tryouts was true?

316
00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:53,348
‐ For as long as
we've been friends,

317
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:57,519
you've been the one on stage and
I've cheered from the audience.

318
00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:59,887
I want a chance
to shine, too.

319
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:03,225
Thanks, Sean.

320
00:20:03,225 --> 00:20:06,995
Holly, I love you
and I always will,

321
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:10,498
but we've always done
everything together,

322
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:13,301
and I need... my thing.

323
00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:15,437
Does that make sense?

324
00:20:15,437 --> 00:20:17,940
‐ Yeah, it does.

325
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,743
You need to beat to the beat
of your own drum.

326
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:25,113
Oh my gosh, that's it!
That's the line!

327
00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:26,914
♪♪♪♪♪♪

328
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:30,118
♪♪♪♪ Back and forth
inside my mind ♪♪

329
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:33,655
♪♪ Like an old porch swing
goes side to side ♪♪

330
00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:36,992
♪♪ My head don't know ♪♪

331
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:40,228
♪♪ Where to go ♪♪

332
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:43,898
♪♪ I'm trying to find
where I belong ♪♪

333
00:20:43,898 --> 00:20:47,502
♪♪ I feel it lies inside a song ♪♪

334
00:20:47,502 --> 00:20:50,905
♪♪ 'Cause my heart knows ♪♪

335
00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:54,409
♪♪ Where to go ♪♪

336
00:20:54,409 --> 00:20:57,779
♪♪ Like a melody ♪♪

337
00:20:57,779 --> 00:21:01,483
♪♪ We all sing ♪♪

338
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:05,553
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪

339
00:21:05,553 --> 00:21:11,693
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you really love ♪♪

340
00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:15,563
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪

341
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:19,501
♪♪ You can feel, you can feel
how you want to ♪♪

342
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:25,073
♪♪ You can walk to the rhythm
that lights you up ♪♪

343
00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:29,477
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪

344
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:33,515
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪

345
00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:39,021
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you truly love ♪♪

346
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:43,758
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪

347
00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:47,529
♪♪ You can say, you can say
what you want to ♪♪

348
00:21:47,529 --> 00:21:52,734
♪♪ You can do, you can do
what you really love ♪♪

349
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:57,439
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪

350
00:21:57,439 --> 00:22:01,376
♪♪ You can feel, you can feel
how you want to ♪♪

351
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:06,414
♪♪ You can walk to the rhythm
that lights you up ♪♪

352
00:22:06,414 --> 00:22:12,187
♪♪ To the beat, to the beat
of your own drum ♪♪♪♪

353
00:22:12,187 --> 00:22:16,391
‐ Thank you, Calico!
(cheers and applause)

354
00:22:19,894 --> 00:22:23,431
‐ Piper, that was incredible.

355
00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:27,069
‐ I guess you found my thing,
Holly. Who knew it would be
stand‐up?

356
00:22:27,069 --> 00:22:29,171
‐ I'd call you more
of a humorist,

357
00:22:29,171 --> 00:22:33,175
blending wry observations
with personal stories, told
in a confessional style.

358
00:22:33,175 --> 00:22:37,012
‐ Maybe your thing is finding
other people's things.

359
00:22:37,012 --> 00:22:39,081
‐ I guess that's what
an Open Mic is.

360
00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:42,517
‐ And my thing...
is cheerleading?

361
00:22:42,517 --> 00:22:45,320
(laughing)
‐ And space. And science.

362
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,056
And math. Yeah, your thing
is a lot of things.

363
00:22:48,056 --> 00:22:52,894
‐ And it looks like someone's
thing is petty vandalism.

364
00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:59,801
‐ Oh, my gosh. Who destroyed
the cucumber?

365
00:22:59,801 --> 00:23:02,270
<i>‐ And for the record,</i>
<i>I don't think vandalism</i>

366
00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:05,640
should be anyone's thing.

367
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,843
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